Hand-forged carbon steel pitchfork with ergonomic ash handle. Perfectly balanced for both agricultural work and dramatic castle-storming gestures.
Professional-grade torch with long-lasting hemp wrap and our proprietary slow-burn resin. Visible from penthouses up to 3 miles away.
Everything you need for a proper demonstration of civic engagement. Includes matching pitchfork, torch, and complimentary "Eat the Rich" cookbook.
Premium cotton blend with our iconic pitchfork logo. Available in "Proletariat Black" and "Guillotine Red".
Commemorating history's greatest hits. Features dates from the French Revolution, October Revolution, and "Coming Soon: TBD"
Shaped like a tiny golden parachute. Squeeze away your economic anxiety!