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"I was skeptical about investing in premium revolution equipment, but the Aristocrat's Nightmare™ exceeded all expectations. The balance is perfect, the craftsmanship is exquisite, and it really makes a statement at town halls. My HOA has never been more responsive to resident concerns. Worth every penny!"
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Richard Sterling
Reformed Hedge Fund Manager, Connecticut
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"The Eternal Flame™ torch burned for exactly 8 hours during our overnight vigil for economic justice. Wind couldn't put it out, rain couldn't dampen it. Neighbors three blocks away asked where we got them. 10/10 would revolt again."
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Sarah Chen
Community Organizer, Portland
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"Bought the Full Revolutionary Set for my son's history project. He got an A+, and now the whole neighborhood wants to start a buyers' co-op. The educational materials included were surprisingly comprehensive. My property values have never been more threatened!"
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Professor James Mitchell
History Teacher, Boston
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"Good quality, fast shipping. Only 4 stars because my butler said the gold-plated Versailles Special was 'a bit much.' But I suppose that's the point, isn't it? The irony is delicious."
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Lord Pemberton IV
Retired Aristocrat, Surrey
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"As a professional protestor, I've tried every brand. Nothing compares to P&T R Us. The ergonomic handles saved my wrists during the 12-hour occupy event. My chiropractor thanks you!"
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Marcus Williams
Professional Activist, Oakland
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"Ordered 50 sets for our union rally. Bulk discount was generous, quality was consistent across all items. Management agreed to our terms before we even lit the torches. Highly effective negotiation tools!"
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Rosa Martinez
Union Representative, Detroit
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"The 'Peaceful Protestor' starter kit was perfect for my first demonstration. Lightweight, affordable, and I didn't feel out of place among the seasoned revolutionaries. Will definitely upgrade to the Bastille Breaker next year!"
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Emma Thompson
Graduate Student, Berkeley
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"Bought these for our medieval reenactment group. Ended up using them for the city council meeting about the new luxury development. Dual purpose! Great investment."
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Sir Geoffrey Blake
LARP Enthusiast, Austin